elisabethstar

I was thinking about the first dirty joke I ever heard...I think I was 11 years old, maybe 9...it was something about a pitchers' mound & getting fucked...I wish I could remember the details...my memory is pretty temperamental So my mind wandered to the only dirty joke I actually know all the way through. Here it is for your viewing pleasure. Hope it makes you giggle a little.

This is the story of Cinderella, as you may know it. It is the night of the Prince's ball & Cinderella's fairy godmother is helping her dress, getting the coach ready & warning Cinderella that she must, must, MUST, be home by midnight, or else her pussy will turn into a pumpkin. Cinderella reassures her fairy godmother that she will heed the warning & she rushes off to the ball. At the gala event, Cinderella dances with the handsome prince & has a magical time. Then the sound of the clock tolling midnight begins to ring out across the land. The fairy godmother waits patiently for Cinderella to return. The clock counts out twelve peals, & still, there is no sign of Cinderella. Saddened, the fairy godmother returns to her home. The next day she catches up with Cinderella, who looks just fine, & asks her what happened. Well, says Cinderella, my pussy did turn into a pumpkin, at midnight, just like you warned me, but...I met a man named Peter, & he said he was a pumpkin eater, so I had a VERY, VERY good night!