man id sure bloody love to star in a B movie horror with you! Something... yah know... ripping up nosfuratu you being the obvious choice for playing him
You could convince your dad that he needs a better (new) camera, and so he'll give you his old, outdated one. It's a brilliant plan.
They didn't invent the term "starving artist" for nothing ... it seems impossible to sell art. Even Quinne has trouble selling her prints, and she has legions of horny fans with disposable income.
It's too bad amazon.co.uk (for example) doesn't have the ability for people to pay for a bit of something, so if you had a camera on your wishlist, people could donate money for the cause. Or you could start an "ElC needs a camera" thread in SB.