Saw V sucked massive testicles.
I'm one of the first people to be able to say that.
It wasn't coherent with the other movies. Shit was wiggity-wack.
And I was toasted so the x-treme gore to the maxxx was not conducive to my inebriation. The plot was basically filler in between scenes of gore. Saw films are supposed to be gory, but are absolutely not supposed to be plotless jumbles. At least there were bottomless buckets of popcorn. Fock yah. If you know of a better food for munchies, you tell me that shit and I will fucking challenge you where you stand. I will not stand for that shit. Popcorn is for the motherfucking win.
Someone told me once that people from Michigan swear more than people from other states. I wonder it that's my issue, or if it's the fact that I'm a pirate. I'm gonna go with pirate.
OH! Holy fuck let me talk about my thread. God damn. This is my space for my opinions and I don't have to be formal worth half a shit so respect the fact that I had enough respect and self-control to bite my obnoxious, opinionated tongue in lieu of majorly offending some people that are clearly extremely veteran to me whom I can learn from. I am extremely lacking in the are of self-control, so know that I felt strongly about not trying to agitate things. Believe me, if we were in any other forum, I'd fan the flames and light the whole thread on fire. Don't get me wrong, it's not because I'm so very sure that I'm right, and all of you have perspectives that are inferior to mine. It's because I'm used to incompetent e-drama, and that has become the expected norm to me. Since arguing on the internet is like winning the Special Olympics anyway, why not go all out? Anyway, that's somewhat irrelevant. I just want to commend and say thanks to the people that actually gave me consideration and turned the other cheek to me and actually read what I had to say. Even if I didn't entirely agree with 100% of you, I found warmth in your approach which made it much easier for me to put my guard down and appreciate what you had to say.
Of course, there were assholes who didn't even attempt to read what I had to say or get to my level and try to see where I was coming from. Who slapped a label to me and began preaching their pretentious doctrines of moral code, condemning me for straying from their elite opinion. Christ on a cracker, I stopped going to church when I was 15. I thought I was done with this whole intolerance and hypocrisy thing.
God damn, I was supposed to be doing so much chemistry. Copious amounts of chemistry. But I was on here whining and bitching. I fucking fail so hard at prioritizing.
That's the last thing I'll ever say about it. Let's leave that hideous Frankenstein brainchild of mine locked away in the basement, eh? Let's get back to my philosophy of passing the bowl and passing on the love.
I'm one of the first people to be able to say that.
It wasn't coherent with the other movies. Shit was wiggity-wack.
And I was toasted so the x-treme gore to the maxxx was not conducive to my inebriation. The plot was basically filler in between scenes of gore. Saw films are supposed to be gory, but are absolutely not supposed to be plotless jumbles. At least there were bottomless buckets of popcorn. Fock yah. If you know of a better food for munchies, you tell me that shit and I will fucking challenge you where you stand. I will not stand for that shit. Popcorn is for the motherfucking win.
Someone told me once that people from Michigan swear more than people from other states. I wonder it that's my issue, or if it's the fact that I'm a pirate. I'm gonna go with pirate.
OH! Holy fuck let me talk about my thread. God damn. This is my space for my opinions and I don't have to be formal worth half a shit so respect the fact that I had enough respect and self-control to bite my obnoxious, opinionated tongue in lieu of majorly offending some people that are clearly extremely veteran to me whom I can learn from. I am extremely lacking in the are of self-control, so know that I felt strongly about not trying to agitate things. Believe me, if we were in any other forum, I'd fan the flames and light the whole thread on fire. Don't get me wrong, it's not because I'm so very sure that I'm right, and all of you have perspectives that are inferior to mine. It's because I'm used to incompetent e-drama, and that has become the expected norm to me. Since arguing on the internet is like winning the Special Olympics anyway, why not go all out? Anyway, that's somewhat irrelevant. I just want to commend and say thanks to the people that actually gave me consideration and turned the other cheek to me and actually read what I had to say. Even if I didn't entirely agree with 100% of you, I found warmth in your approach which made it much easier for me to put my guard down and appreciate what you had to say.
Of course, there were assholes who didn't even attempt to read what I had to say or get to my level and try to see where I was coming from. Who slapped a label to me and began preaching their pretentious doctrines of moral code, condemning me for straying from their elite opinion. Christ on a cracker, I stopped going to church when I was 15. I thought I was done with this whole intolerance and hypocrisy thing.
God damn, I was supposed to be doing so much chemistry. Copious amounts of chemistry. But I was on here whining and bitching. I fucking fail so hard at prioritizing.
That's the last thing I'll ever say about it. Let's leave that hideous Frankenstein brainchild of mine locked away in the basement, eh? Let's get back to my philosophy of passing the bowl and passing on the love.
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ohdang:
Well then every motherfucker in Michigan must be a fucking pirate
merkury:
Heh i thought i was just an above normal cusser, well fuck now i know its cause im from michigan. Also 40 cent wings at buffalo wild wings + bottomless celery with ranch is better then popcorn for munchies i think 