I thought this was super funny. My question is what about the Pegasus? Are they mythical and where can one find one?

Well, that makes me sad that they are racist. It's the unsuspecting ones you have to worry about.
On the other hand, they do have wings and well you can't trust anything with wings, you know what they say...

And what's wrong with BigFoot? Being laid back is a good thing!

your hometown is bucksnort? i think i know where that is.

where have you been cutie?