Say it was hand to hand combat.

You don't even have to say that they were your hands...tell them you saw those hand prints there the last time. Either way its kind of gross that they don't clean well.
That is why I am going to offer up my house to you for any bedroom needs. My wife and I will take care of you. Sound good?? Sounds like a plan to me.

Ya, I'd just call and say you noticed that the place is dirty, but that it was clean your last time. Don't mention that it's your hands.

Sure. Why not? But atleast now we know where you like your hands .

It pisses me off when you pay for a high end hotel and it is not cleaned properly...yuk!

I can understand that. You should get what you pay for. That being said....hotel sex always seems so much dirtier, in a good way.

Hotel sex does seem a little more dirty, I do agree. Who cares if you mess up their room....lol