Sadly and Happily, I have a new girlfriend. Read my journal when get a chance. How is school going, and did you get the highspeed connection you wanted??
Well, it's probably not going to work for two reasons. First, and most important, no one is paying attention to this little sidebar. Second, I think everyone doubts the existence of my kickass Spongebob undies. But yeah, no one's going to get jealous, so your plan has been foiled. Mwuhahahaha!
(I blame this cheesy, stupid comment on writer's block and procrastination.)
I really need to get on the ball with pictures of myself. Don't make me have to go take a picture of my Spongebob undies!