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new week?

so content: not much to say, when everything goes wrong next week- ill have my rant then!

Jim Rockford's Answering Machine







First Season
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Jim, It's Norma at the market. It bounced. You want
us to tear it up, send it back, or put it with the others?

Hey Jim, this is Louie down at the fish
market. You going to pick up these halibut or what?

Hey Rockford, very funny. I ain't laughing. You're
gonna' get yours.

It's Morrie. Got a call from Davis at the IRS.
You were right. They bounced your return. Call me.

Jim, it's Jack. I'm at the airport. I'm
going to Tokyo and I want to pay you the $500 I owe you. Catch you next
year when I get back.

Really want Shimbu in the seventh? C'mon, that
nag couldn't go a mile in the back of a pickup truck. Call me.

It's Aundra. Remember last summer at Pat's? I've
got a twelve hour layover before I go to Chicago. How about it?

This is the blood bank. If you don't have malaria,
hepatitis, or TB, we'd like to have a pint of your blood.

This is the message phone company. I see
you're using our unit, now how about paying for it?

I staked out that guy only it didn't work out like
you said. Please call me. Room 234, County Hospital.x

It's John Jones. What did you do
the hand, son? Three fractured knuckles! You hit somebody?

Hey Jimmy, this here's Tida Skaret.
Remember me? From the army. I'm stuck here in town. How about I come
over and bunk with you, buddy?

This is Mrs. Mosely at the library.
We billed you for your overdue book "Karate Made Easy." We abuse our
libary, we don't get our cards renewed.

Mr. Rockford? You don't know me, but I'd like to
hire you. Could you call me at...my name is, uh, never mind. Forget it.

Rockford, this is Mr. Dow. If you think I'm going to
pay to have your car repainted, you're nuts. You can take your expense bill
and stuff it.

It's Laurie at the trailer park. A space
opened up. Do you want me to save it or are the cops going to let you
stay where you are?

Mr. Rockford? This is the Thomas Crown School of Dance and
Contemporary Etiquette. We aren't going to call again. Now, you want these
free lessons, or what?

This is Mrs. Lindis. Three times this month
I come to clean and it always looks like people been fighting in there.
Furniture broke, things tipped over. I'm sorry, but I quit.

Hey, Jim, it's me. Susan Ellis from the
laundromat. You said you were going to call and it's been two weeks.
What's wrong, you lose my number?

This is Shirley from the bank. The answers are:
no, no and yes. No, we won't loan you money. No, we won't accept any
co-signers; and yes, your account's overdrawn. I get off at 4:30.

This is Thelma Sue Bigsly. It's about the research
I called you about, family tree. Did you talk to your daddy? We may be kin.

This is Marilyn Reed, I want to talk to you...is this a
machine? I don't talk to machines