what's the age of consent in cali?
well, the old part, no. creepy perv? maybe, just maybe...

hey... whatever it takes to get you to think about me even if it is some weird scraggly dude in a dress.

nah, your not a creepy old perv.
that role is already designated for me. hehehe

i'll out-perv you any day of the week baby.

I don't think that makes you an old perv because for 1, you're not old, and 2, you have to BE creepy and/or old to be a perv. Plus she's only like 2 years away for being 18. Go make friends with her and wait for 2 years to attack her I don't want to see you go to jail, so WAIT! and keep it in your pants (whatever that means).

So blah! When are you leaving to go visit Kira? Tell her I said hello and happy birthday. Make sure to take it easy on the vodka. I don't wanna find out on the news that you killed a bunch of people in a drunkin rage.

Bean and I are going to this bar in Long Beach on wednesday if you would like to go. If not this wednesday, then hopefully next wednesday. Give me a call to let me know. Check your e-mail

you are cute as a button, ya know that? you have a crush on johnny knoxville?!! i have a crush on steve-o!! OMG wanna have a double wedding? wee man can be the ring bear and party boy can be the preist. i can picture it now, my dream wedding. *daydreams herself into oblivion*......................................................

That makes you, uh, I don't know, akin to 95% of the population of Japan. And, myself I guess. And I'm two years older, so I'm creepier. Ha!!!

nah, i think you're just a creepy perv. or wait, it might not even be pervy (depending on what you wanna do to her). lol... give me some time, i'm sure there's a way to justify yourself outta creepy, too

thanks - I've never been much of a car person, but this thing's fun to drive...

trilo

i believe the current term is sexual predator

you are forgiven...I find I have the same problem.

Ha ha, laundry. Have fun and remember to wash your dark colors in cold water. COLD WATER! I hate faded black clothes

Edited to say: I love you too

[Edited on Sep 03, 2003]

well there's a boys only group too and we show each other OUR boobs and talk about you girls all the time! really! it's sooooo coool, too...

yeah that just didn't work at all did it? you are totally a perv and that is excellent...

oh. well. have fun with that.

um..... totally yum.

hey my boobs are in the girls only group

and yes you are a creepy perv and that just makes me want you more

At least I'm not the only one who you haven't responded to. I was getting very self consious.
I want to sneak into the girls only group and see boob and stuff. Damn this penis! Damn it to HELL!!!

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

I dunno, would a 19 year old make me an old creepy perv?

I was pretty sure it did.

Yes please.