- Undying love and devotion to her reptilian friends
- Many moments of geekiness
- 4 dozen chocolate chocolate chip cookies
- 5 canadian pennies
- A slightly dusty, but mostly unused, toque
- 3 pounds of orange tabby cat hair
I'm always paying for it, kid. I have no qualms there. Sometimes it doesn't pay to be alive in this country. Everyone's so bent out of shape about feeding the third world. Sex Starved males in America are the new Somalians. How about Bono throwing a concert to benefit us, huh?
ONE...BUT WERE NOT THE SAME
WE GOTTA GET THE FAT BOYS LAID
AND WE GOTTA DO IT AGAIN