i am so sorry for this joke.. but it's the most recent one i've been told so it's fresh in my head...

what's the difference between michael jackson and acne.?

acne doesn't come on your face until you are 13.

i am so so sorry.. i will understand if you delete me from your friends list. (but i will be upset )

I forgot my account was a gift and today it went grey, I got an email from SG saying by and cause it's dial up i couldn't reopen my account. Then when i got home i just couldn't figure out how to refresh my subscription. Clearly itt's now all fixed and as they say:

"it's on like donkey kong"

Thanks for the testimonial, i like to understand how people see me.

what did the grape say when the elephant stood on it???Nothing ,it just let out a little wine!!!!!!

can't beat some old 'uns...

A bloke goes to see the doctor.
'Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside.'
'How's that?'
'Don't you start!'

'Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home.'
'That's the Tom Jones syndrome.'
'Is it common?'
'It's not unusual.'

Groooooaaaaaannnnnn.....

have a good weekend in Hastings...

who is this "Millipede"...? i like hearing about annoying twats...

Heard this on some tv show one.. can't remember which one:

A guy goes to a dentist's office and says: 'you've gotta help me, i'm convinced that i've turned into a moth'

the dentist says: 'if you think you're a moth, why have you come to a dentists office?'

the guy says: 'because the light was on.'

hastings is fab have a really cheap excellent vintage store and a cool shop where it looks like a junk yard a lady there is a seamstress and she is fab!have a lovely time!time for a joke two female muslim fanatics wearing rucksacs walking down the street one says to the other 'does my bomb look big in this?'hope its not going to offend you?i think its fuunny!!!!!! have a cool time.

hi,

well i dont really have any lame jokes i shall try to find one and get back to you. hope you have a great time away.

hey sweetie,did you sell your panties???!!!!!!!!!!
hope you have a cool time away!

I am very much a first move kinda guy. I don't get embarrassed or ashamed. Nothing ventured bothing gained etc. etc.

I was more just thinking along the lines of common interests, i don't think nineteen is a big deal but in the past i have found that girls with a decent age gap may have the same interests but don't approach those interest in simliar way of thinking as those a touch older. What do you think?

hee hee... my version of the 'Millipede' is just called 'the mouth'... need i say more...

hope that you are having a great time this week...

Why can't penguines fly?
...'cos they're chocolate biscuits.

boom boom..

How's things? I am slowly recoving from a night of booze and poker. Needless to say i was first out at the poker and drank to much too quickly and feel ill for it today.