Today was an exciting first day of class. I had just enough time after work to change and heat up a vegi-burger (I eat real burgers too). While parking in the ramp, I was reminded again of how few of my peers actually park in a reasonable fashion. Also, I noticed a pair of black peep toe pumps proudly displayed above the back seat, and momentarily consider smashing the window and fleeing. lol j/k. Besides...she drives a Corolla, they can't be Louboutin's or anything. I pounded an energy drink and went into my FAVORITE FUCKING CLASS: History of Modern Art. I love the shit out of art history and I have an awesome teacher on top of that. "Okay class, I'm gonna get into a six pack and start reading your papers, so they better be interesting!" I spotted this kid that was in a previous class of mine, and he used to talk and talk and talk with my back to him, "You're not listening, are you?" So I sit down right next to him and give him a taste of his own medicine (energy drink?). He ignores me for the most part, and leaves right away when class ends. I proceed upstairs to the computer lab to try and stalk the shit out of him. I looked his name up on the class list and tried to find him on FB, but I reckon I will need his middle name to find him. I chat with my bf for a bit, inform him of the stalking, and then meet up with my friend Desi in the student lounge, because the computer lab smells hauntingly like tacos, and fuck it, I want tacos. I tell Desi about the boy, and she thinks its hilarious, but the BEST PART, is after we both go to class. HE'S IN MY NEXT CLASS! YES! haha He looks absolutely terrified. "Don't worry," I tell him, "I won't sit next to you." The boy I did end up sitting next to was very interested in talking to me unfortunately, but all the same, I now have an entire semester of both classes with this poor boy. Let the fun begin. It will be great if his gf starts walking him to class. "That's her. Don't look! Don't look! She's CRAZY!" 