more drunken updates! i demand it! i shall start this coup SO DAMN GOOD... everyone will be updating drunk in three years i'm just way ahead of the curve.
so if you remember a while back one of my songs was used in a sprint commercial without me knowing it. i have a new lawyer friend that will send them a threatening letter (for free cause im poor ass college boy) and i'm going to hopefully be getting a settlement. and with that settlement i hope to get a bulldog or a vespa. i hope. fingers crossed. Sprint is UNCOOL, dude.
the lawyer friend gave me fuckin $200 brandy. two word: mygodwas thatshitthetits. french people are the dogs bollocks, man. mind you, $2 hot dogs at 5am are gods gift to me right now. you can take ned hepburn out of the ghetto but you cant take the ghetto out of ned hepburn.
dearestemily had a pity party, poor girl. emoly, tell kosher i said hi. for everyone else reading this, that was all in code. go give EMOly some love 'cause she is emo and needs that shit lest she listen to deathcab anymore.
fuck the elite for acting like they make no money. went to a bar tonight where everyone was dressed like they had no money. dude, i actually BOUGHT this shit at a thrift store. you spent $200 on a vintage tshirt. dont make me feel bad just 'cause you can't roll with people like me. god damn the hipster / wicker park elite. its all your dads money anyways. mother fuck.
I LOVE LIFE. remind me of this when i'm wallowing in a Hemingway-esque pit of self loathing in a couple of days. ♥n
so if you remember a while back one of my songs was used in a sprint commercial without me knowing it. i have a new lawyer friend that will send them a threatening letter (for free cause im poor ass college boy) and i'm going to hopefully be getting a settlement. and with that settlement i hope to get a bulldog or a vespa. i hope. fingers crossed. Sprint is UNCOOL, dude.
the lawyer friend gave me fuckin $200 brandy. two word: mygodwas thatshitthetits. french people are the dogs bollocks, man. mind you, $2 hot dogs at 5am are gods gift to me right now. you can take ned hepburn out of the ghetto but you cant take the ghetto out of ned hepburn.
dearestemily had a pity party, poor girl. emoly, tell kosher i said hi. for everyone else reading this, that was all in code. go give EMOly some love 'cause she is emo and needs that shit lest she listen to deathcab anymore.
fuck the elite for acting like they make no money. went to a bar tonight where everyone was dressed like they had no money. dude, i actually BOUGHT this shit at a thrift store. you spent $200 on a vintage tshirt. dont make me feel bad just 'cause you can't roll with people like me. god damn the hipster / wicker park elite. its all your dads money anyways. mother fuck.
I LOVE LIFE. remind me of this when i'm wallowing in a Hemingway-esque pit of self loathing in a couple of days. ♥n
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