Hiya. It's never a bad time to make new friends.
So I see you're situated in the UK. Where abouts?
I can't imagine why anyone would want to live in England rather than France...
I'd frequent the cabarets artistiques throughout the Montmatre and chill with Dali, Salis and Bruant.
...wait. this isn't post Franco-Prussian war Paris is it?
*sigh*
alright, easiest way. Try it on public toiletts first !!!
With one leg, (left one) you stand in front of the toilet, facing it and the right leg you put as high as possible to the wall.
and now let it run ))
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