Why is it everyone I know who drinks and drugs themselves halfway to oblivion as often as possible is never sick or mysteriously injured?

Seriously?

Why is that.

Oh my god. That was the funniest name ever. I wish I'd kept that.

Relaxing will kill you. I think it gives germs and bacteria a chance to catch up. Happens to me all the time.

That's a possibility, but one I strongly doubt since many of the hardest abusers I know have either paused to take stock or have all sorts of fun medical benifits and tests and things that tell them they're fine. Sure, as a group, we're statistically more likely to have more scar tissue than anyone else, but we do all right otherwise. I just got my first cold in two years. I think your body has a thresehold for abuse, and when you yourself make every effort to met and exceed that thresehold than your body just works double-time to keep everything else the hell out of the way, since the quota's already been filled. But what do I know, I'm drunk all the damn time....

dude I'm in the States on vacation, that's why I wasn't at work....silly