If I was living in TO, I'd totally move in with you.

I'm not Angelina Jolie or anything, but I like to think I'm not without my appeal as a roommate.

For instance, I have my own portable dishwasher.

Although I'll admit, "portable" is somewhat of a relative term.

I'd volunteer, but, it would be a helluva commute.

See, I think that line would work better with a lot of building action towards it. It has the feel of a sort 'and that's when the wheels came off the wagon' type of moment, and I think the payout's better if it's built up towards it, as opposed to just dropped in your lap.

It's a hell of a good line though.

what the fuck are Devil's bedposts?

And the couching man is begging me- just fucking begging, down on his knees, hat in hand, full nine yards, begging- to have a full story worked up from him.

In Ottawa there seems to be a plethora of things to gawk at. Montreal seems more elusive, like "great nightlife" but not where to go.

Got any Ottawa faves? We've only got a couple of days.

I'm like... three blocks from the Jane and Finch mall. So pretty much any time you see "X Street and Finch" on the news in connection with some kind of shooting I can probably walk there.

Lucy and I are hoping to be able to find a nice cheap place somewhere less dangerous in the future.

Yeah... I know where at least one drug dealer here lives. He's in one of the townhouses in the complex we're in. It's a little... bothersome.

Once you get past Keele on Finch it's pretty nice. Everything past Bathurst actually looks a lot like Fort McMurray (where I'm from). I wouldn't mind moving a bit more that way. But once you get to Finch/Sentinal, Finch/Jane, etc... it's just shit.