Haha. Nah. I checked it out, and they require you to have $3500 USD in the bank before declaring permanent residency. Other than that, I can get in without a problem.
But they still get a paycheck. I mean, paycheque. (Need to practice that). Don't you have to have at least a Visa or some kind of government ID number or something to apply? In the States, citizens have to have a social security number to apply for a job, and aliens (heh) have to have their Visa number or green card number.
Your twenty were some of the best I've seen. Between you and ShaunoftheDead I was highly entertained.
And yes... it's probably who you thought it was. Not only was he extremely rude but frankly the things he wrote in my journal made my skin crawl. To think that people actually believe that kind of tripe makes me sick.
Do you have paralegals/legal assistants in Canada?
I'm, seriously, thinking of moving to Ontario someday and have been for a while, but I suspect I may have to go back to school to learn Canadian law and contracts. Bleh.