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And now, submitted for your approval: (cause it's four in the morning and i'm bored.)
The Cheech Marin speech in from dusk till dawn:
Alright... pussy, pussy, pussy, come on in pussy lovers...
Here at the titty twister, we're slashing pussy in half.
Give us an offer on our best selection of pussy. This is a pussy blowout.
Allright, we got white pussy, black pussy, spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy. we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy. we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy. we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, we got "nalgahyde" pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy!!!
Come on, you want pussy, come on in pussy lovers. if we don't got it, you don't want it, come on in pussy lovers..
Attention pussy shoppers, take advantage of our penny pussy sale!
If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you will get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny.
Try and beat pussy for a penny!!
if you can find cheaper pussy anywhere.... FUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

A) the movie dusk till dawn = 20 dollars
B) the time to write this cause i didn't think about actually using the captioning feature so i wound up pausing a lot and having to back track cause i'm a dumbass...lol = about a half hour to forty minutes.
C) hearing chech use the word pussy 32 times in about three minutes = priceless.

yup... that bored.