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Tuesday May 25, 2004

May 25, 2004
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Fuck today. Fuck it right in the ear!

Found out that all my moneys gone. Found out they charged me a 112 overdraft fine. Found out I'm fucked for being a nice guy and helping order parts for my clients, which some I never even charged for their service (I did get them to pay for the parts, but still...)

Fuck all this shit. I'm outta gas, my car needs a 30,000 service (even tho I'm 2000 miles over it), tire rotation, oil change, and gohd knows what else...
SHIT. Why is it that JUst when you think life is done fucking you anally, it flips you over and sticks it up your nose???? mad
billenium:
Fuck dude, I guess because life is a fucking bastard. And apparently some kind of pervert. I've seen some fucked up shit, but nasal rape is unpardonable! But fear not, all this shit is temporary. You'll get back on your feet and kick ass. So yeah, keep your cool and your opponent (that's life) will soon think you defeted, then the time is right to strike! Take that, Life! Uh, so I hope this cheered you up or something... I dunno.
May 25, 2004
itzie:
ahh, yes.... nostril sex..... you catch on quickly, my friend.
sorry to hear life is stickin it to ya.
There's only one thing to do.... Waste away the remainder of your time & money on getting utterly shit-faced in strip clubs, reveling in lap dance after lap dance after lap dance......
Well, that's what i do, anyway, when i get it in the nose....
Or you could try bank robbery.....
I dunno
maybe a shower?
with a loved one...
or pet a kitty cat
or sell your semen
yoga?
I got nothin.....
May 25, 2004

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