I think punching the apartment owner would have been a good sign to NOT take the girl home.

I've had to kindly ask people to not fuck in my bedroom at parties before.

I've only had people pee on my couch though - never the bed.

I don't know if that's really all that much better or not.

You forgot the best part.. or maybe I didn't tell you. To get revenge for Melly pissing on his bed, Darkness beat off and nutted all over her. This was after he considered trying to jam his monster black cock in her ass. He realized that his thobbing black phallus wouldn't be able to penetrate her 90lb meth whore body without ripping something and most likely waking her up.

Oh.. P.S. This is Vladdic, forget to log onto my name.

[Edited on Jun 08, 2004 7:32PM]

*dies laughing at the story AND the epilogue from Vladdic*

Ex-SG Amber, one of my ex-roommates, used to piss on her boyfriend during sex.

Uh, then they'd tell me about it. Oddly enough, I kicked them out for other reasons, haha.

So. You're doing the bidding of some girl are you? Granted, she is an exceptional girl. But a girl nonetheless. Sucka

The chair and hardwood floors ain't mine pal. I only entertain people at the parties I attend, and I rarely have groups of people into my home. Because most of the SGLA mutha fuckas are lushes and can't drive back to LA from the OC without dyin' in a wreck.

Oh and I do not spend all damn day dickin' around online. I had a blast tonight. I'll hop on AIM tomorrow and tell ya all about it.

I particularly enjoy how you say it's natural to hit a woman back. I come from the choking side of evolution, personally.

You gots my numba.

Zzzz