I always accused my ex of making up that "ass gland expressing" stuff. I just could not believe it was true.

Hope you have fun going out.....

Well, I'll definitley be your papet towel/mayo sugar daddy!

That place is amazing really. I never knew I needed a 10 gallon jug of dill pickles. Who knew??

Mmm...Mayo.
going to bed after a hard day's work...
and I'm jealous of ALL of your overnight visitors...regardless.

your coworker sounds like a miserable chode.
-hugs-

hehe have fun though for damned sure

'assclowns', I love that one! Hey! Fight the Power!

I was enjoying your story, the assblast cookie monster dog part was especially good. . .How is Ace doing?

Is this your first DC summer?
I'm no Texas pro but I would wager DC can be as downright uncomfortable as most parts of Texas in the summer.






Elsa says, "Hey."

Here, watch this.

You're my God damn angel. A day at work without you is a day I'd rather not have to work at all.