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Wednesday Aug 03, 2005

Aug 2, 2005
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Countdown: 10 days 7 hours and some minutes

You know Im not a smoker but I have seem to have gotten caught up in it this past week. I dont know why or anything but i just am.. Marlboro 27's... its all I have in the house cause my Jamie is a smoker and I should really send him his tobacco before he gets mad at me for smoking his stuff...

The new army T shirts came out...
4TH INFANTRY DIVISION Logo on the Front and
BACK TO IRAQ,, OPERATION IRAQI FREEDOM 2005-2006.
It pretty much tells me that here we go again and it will be for the full year. That fucking sucks..

On the brighter side Im not really that afraid. I got good friends a great web site to visit and thank goodness for Internet! Yahoo has been an absolute Blessing for us..

Well boys and girls its time for a POEM:

Ode to Toilet Paper

you come in packs of 3,6, and 12
and sometimes 24
you are the first thing on my list
of needsies at the store..
You Ultra Soft, and super 2 ply
Your Charmine with aloe
but the reason that I love you most
is listed down below.

Because of you there is no use
for looking on the ground
for the right sized leaf or stick
that might not be around
I dont have to use my shirt or shorts
to wipe the poo away
Im really thankful that I dont have to use my hand
so that is why I say!

Hats off to you TP for everything
youre loved by booties of every kind
Just keep on doin what your doin
I say thank you from the bottom of my behind..

love y'all



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