who the f*ck are you?

....

You're lucky you have such a swish music taste...also, can I have your beard...I am in need of one.

Huh where's it gone?

You realise you have lost all your powers...

shit - I currently have a longer beard than you! Thank you for the birthday wishes dude.

I will be in your fair city tomorrow.
Would you like to be friends at some point, maybe even the day after?

hadoken_@hotmail.co.uk is my msn...if you are familiar with such a contraption.

Tomorrow man.