My wife got me a copy of the Carol Burnett show on DVD for as a Yule present. She was appalled that I had never heard of it before. Laughter didn't feature a lot during my formative years, but I digress.
Just got done watching the last few episodes. They were filmed in 1976. She, Carol, is currently 80.
And I would hop into her bed before the last syllable of her invitation had finished leaving her mouth.
"Do I have some kind of fetish?" truthfully, yes, but not what you're thinking.
I'm into women that help me feel good and make me laugh. Don't trivialize that; the ability to make me laugh has saved a few people from a great deal of unpleasantness (long story, moving on).
Beauty, real beauty, is not skin deep; it permeates a person's being; bones to blood and everything in between. Beauty radiates, it makes someone glow, it cannot be hidden, diminished, or imitated.
Now, by comparison, I've been asked if I'd consider someone more popular in this day and age who is considered attractive by today's standards: your Kardashians, Beyonce, Brittney Spears, and so on.
How can I put this?
The only way my cock is coming within physical contact with their body is if I have hacked it off myself and thrown it at them to escape their presence.
They, and women who conduct themselves in such a fashion, repel me. Fake tits, bad makeup, and possessing the personality of an eel do not make for an attractive package. Not for me. Peel off their skin and you would find something very...boring.
There will always be people whose appearance and demeanor are so incredibly appealing from a physical and sexual viewpoint that it resonates through our entire being (Sash, I'm talking to you here), but those tend to be the exception rather than the rule and we should be grateful for that; if the world possessed an overabundance of individuals that could make us collectively sit up and drool uncontrollably at a moment's notice; beyond all logic and reason, nothing would get done.
So, here's my pitch to Carol:
1. You're incredibly talented, hysterically funny, and possess a skill in both displaying and sharing joy with others that is prodigious. I find that intensely appealing.
2. I enjoy sex and a woman who looks as healthy and full of life as you do, who laughs without fear or restraint must certainly enjoy it as well.
And 3., well, I've always had a thing for redheads.
Now, Carol, a question for you and please don't think I'm being snarky:
Are you as sturdy as you appear to be? ;<)