that's IT? jesus h christ, i post my life fuckin story and you've got 3 sentences?

get outta my office. you're fuckin fired.

oh yeah, and i just smacked robin...er... i mean, SUSAN's ass. that was pretty cool.

i dont do personal ads. they just seem so ... impersonal

so to give into the pressure, i came up with the above.
take it or leave it, chump!!!

Dude, i'm ALL ABOUT the karoke. there's this bar off sepulveda that does karoke every saturday night. unless you know somwhere better. i just like singing shit that nobody would expect me to sing. like dean martin, or or tainted love, or i will survive. yes the gloria gaynor version. or stayin alive. i actually met my girlfriend singing staying alive in a karoke bar. chicks dig the bee gees.

i might just make you my lunch bitch...

YOUR LOOKING FOR ME!!! WOW WE DO WE MEET???

ahahahaha you don't believe me when i say i love that cheesy pic.

nice photo turd burglar

I concur...totally fired. anyway, eventually, you'll get past the penis.
-they all do
Dave