daveysockrocker

In all of my recent hecticnastosity i finally saw alice in wonderland and let me just say, it was a piece of shit. As much as i appreciate public domain laws, i equally despise them because then crap gets made where a sequel is produced to an amazing piece of nonsense fiction thats nothing more than boring political garbage. BUT some good came out of it. So pissed was I by that pile, I dwelved into some carroll so as to wash the stink of that movie off and I just decided to write a piece of nonsense poetry myself. Unfortunately because, I guess im not crazy and somewhat of a pervert? What came out what this limerick. So, saddened as I was by the fact that im not mad, I still enjoyed what i did make. I hope you do too.

There is a story that I now am wanting to reflect
about a time when i decided not to genuflect

there was a gorgeous woman who demanded this of me
I stood defiant and said plainly it was not to be

she was aghast by this bold news and cursed my obtuse will
but me being the cad I am, I stayed perfectly still

I said, "you're not a princess, duchess, nor are you a queen",
"Why would I pay you the respect deemed just for royalty?"

She replied, "for I'm a lady and you should treat me just",
"and if you want to share my bed, well then, do this you must."

I thought a bit and figured that the trade was more than fair
until I took her home and found that shes a boy down there!