Dude, . . . why, exactly, would you (or anyone) want my life? This sounds eerily familiar, except I can eat cheese, don't like anchovies, didn't get to check out any roller derby , and have a much more limited tolerance for horror movies (I'm usually good after about 4 or 5). As such, by day 4 I'm usually on to thorough house cleaning and "lawn" (weed) maintenance.
[also, if your life follows along my trajectory, it's only a matter of time before the kid hits that stage where they "outgrow" anime [I never knew such a thing was possible] and start liking horror movies more than you (and bad ones at that).]
Dude... you wild man.... I cannot believe you did those things... please tell me you sent this in to Penthouse forum...?... I do not know if I could do that with the wife and kids away. No, in fact, I know I could not do that... as I do not like horror movies... and YOU SPENT MONEY, with your wife not knowing,,,wild man
[also, if your life follows along my trajectory, it's only a matter of time before the kid hits that stage where they "outgrow" anime [I never knew such a thing was possible] and start liking horror movies more than you (and bad ones at that).]