Tonight I present to you.... a look into Darla's life. The past, the present, and the future. Well maybe not the future, I'm not a fuckin psychic ok???
It will be a story with pictures.
Once upon a time, Darla was a child.
It will be a story with pictures.
Once upon a time, Darla was a child.
A super fuckin' cute one at that.
That child grew up to go to middle school eventually, where she went through a ridiculously awkward phase.
Then, she moved on to go to big bad high school. Where she was still really really awkward.
Then after high school, I fell in love.
I then became a drunk and the Darla you now know and love.
What I'm tryna say is ladies and gentlemen, pimps and hoes, no matter how shitty life may have been for you or how awkward you were before; life is fucking great now. Isn't it?
Hope you all enjoyed Darla's Life timeline.
Fin.
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So I hope you're not so nervous anymore and you're first day is going swell.