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Sunday Aug 22, 2010

Aug 22, 2010
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So, since I didn't have a camera on me today or yesterday, and I promised everyone pictures, I jacked a bunch from my lover Kraven


You might have thought you knew I was a complete jackass, but now there's photographic evidence.


SPOILERS! (Click to view)




I spank scottsmallin while he tries to mount smelly sex swings.


Sex swings apparently smell like dog shit in this hotel.


High waisted panties apparently can easily double as body suits.


Kraven kept making me laugh so hard I'd slip. I literally fell into the hot tub at one point.


Pickin' my wedgie or something when Scott thinks it's a legit "Smile!" picture. Tsk tsk, he should know me better than that.





Moral of the story: water falls hurt, I'm a clutz, Kraven is amazing, Scott likes boobies squeezed together, my back hurts, and being serious is hard work.

VIEW 23 of 23 COMMENTS
buster_casey_600:
I think everyone likes boobies squeezed together. love
Aug 24, 2010
bellebane:
ahaha scott is hilarious. you and kraven are so cute! love that you guys are from chicago like me. i met you guys at comic con briefly. I was the loser in the white dress scared to come say hello. i saw some of the pics of you girls that scott took on his page. cant fuckin wait to see them ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ps.. i'm a scumbag too dont worry lol
Aug 30, 2010

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