Ah, I love Dave Gorman, his mate Danny did a book, I think it was called "join us" it made me giggle.

I didn't know that vegetarians can't eat quavers....

i'm a vegetarian, and i can eat quavers. i just have to stop being a vegetarian for a while.

that's probably why i don't eat quavers!

yeah. long story. tell you over a pint, some day.