You think you can bang me wearing a mask just like that?

Dude, lets take C to a haunted house in Salem!!! SO FUN afterwards we can walk around Salem and get Apple Cider

Bah I'm allergic to shellfish
But I like it anyway

DAN

schmeh scchmeh

Thank you for the ticket, D
Sorry you can't go....Are you sure you want me to have it? If you change yr mind between now and Wed, it's still your ticket...

Haha you beaver deceiver

What the fuck?!!! Get outta Camille, you bitch! hehehe Or I'm coming after your girlfriend Phil !

He Dan. Dank fr die Karte. .......

IM SO QUEER