stuck in the steering wheel while my date was blowing me and reading a chinese menu. She was balancing a plate with her right foot and holding my cigarette with her left foot while I drove. Needless to say, we crashed and didn't make it to the show. However, we pulled over to the side of the road and met a freak show crew that gave us a lift to the nearest brothel and both my date and I double-teamed a sword-wielding mermaid

"..the flu, I tried to make sure it would be well before the concert, but it was still really sick, I gave it lots of warm bath's and plents of fluids but....nah sorry dude, Im totally making that up. yeah I didn't go cos well... I never really liked Dave Matthews, I didn't say anything before because I knew you liked him so much.... no.... no.. of course I care.... Steve, I just think you could go with someone else.... well I dont know, go with your mother...... Oh nice Steve, yeah well fuck you too. Oh and Steve... I fucked your mother!" *CLICK*

I missed you.

too tired.

Was Khillerkitten too tired to have sex with you? She doesn't know what she's missing. Maybe I'll tell her. Maybe I'll also tell her what you did to me last night. You're lucky you didn't leave bruising on my pretty face. Next time I might not let go. chomp chomp