If love is an indoor sport, maybe you should take all of your protective outdoor gear off, and come on in sometime!

Bring on the Jager, if the clouds aren't soft and tasting of marshmallows then it's something to aim for

Omigod. I think the Rainforrest cafe poisoned me. I hurt so bad a while ago. I still do actually and I know Advil wont help. Cripes! I was looking forward to making pop corn and On Demanding. Now I dont know about the pop corn. Hope you'll have a better time then I will out being an ass pirate with your boy friends.

I need a shot........I need alot

Danjal!!!! Are you soliciting my friend to join you in alcohol consumption?? How dare you! Bastard!

Worry, smorry! I was still buzzed Sunday morning when I got home and wrote a bunch of stuff one writes when buzzed! . And I have a lot I cant stop worrying about. That's all. I'm fine.