Well according to the Australian governemt, I'm a professional pornstar, so I might as well get on the US Patriot Act red flag list as a dangerous porn-lover....right?

it wasn't really hot actually, it was strange. I mean, I know, topless girls = teh hot, right? But not really.

I didn't know you had a fantastic girlfriend. You should get her on sg.

happy birthday.
do you still exist?