I can one up you. I had a 4 year old relative burst in on me in the shower....I had one leg propped up, shaving my bits. he remarked that my "tootie" looked different than his. I told him that yes, girl tooties and boy tooties were different. his reply:
"yeah, but your tootie looks like it is sticking its tongue out." I kinda wanted to die.
Thanks , I am just getting to the point in my life where I am happy with my job and secure with myself, and then some inconsiderate arse tells me I am old. I accidentally hit him on the nose, which bled rather copiously for the next 20 minutes. It was merely a reflexive act on my part .
i have a similar belly button.
my daughter calls cleavage a belly button.