No shit, what is the dealio with everyone all depressed over relationships or lack there of lately? I'm happy like one legged hen on a fence post... whatever that means.

I think "CV" sounds like an std.

"dude, I dunno... I think she gave me CV."

I had CV once. Some penicillin cleared it right up..

But, dude..it's like sheep. The grass really is greener over there. Or over here, depending on where the fence is..

Get yourself a girl. Or don't. But try to find something about every day that makes you happy.

When did I become such a fucking sap? Discuss.