Creamy's Super-Handy Online Guide To Successful Social Interaction
Hello sports fans,
After witnessing some truly astounding social blunders from all corners recently, and as someone who has met a rather large number of people from this site and is the proud subject of precisely zero restraining orders, I thought it might be useful to offer some general pointers to make your time socialising here a productive one:
- Before posting something, always ask 'does this make me sound like they're going to find 5 women tied up in my basement?' A seemingly obvious one, but its surprising how many people fail this hurdle.
- If you're here to 'meet a hot SG girl omgomg' you won't.
- Yes, the girls are super-cautious of creepy people here. They have every right to be as they are at far more risk than you are. And if your first response to this involves the word 'misandry' then go away before I force-feed you your own fedora.
- Maybe people would invite you to things if you weren't the type of person to start publically whining about not being invited to things. And if not, grow up. Nobody here owes you a social life.
If you have any befuddling social conundrums, by all means, feel free to ask and your friendly internet agony uncle will provide a helpful and insightful solution. Or call you a dildo. Or both.
Hello sports fans,
After witnessing some truly astounding social blunders from all corners recently, and as someone who has met a rather large number of people from this site and is the proud subject of precisely zero restraining orders, I thought it might be useful to offer some general pointers to make your time socialising here a productive one:
- Before posting something, always ask 'does this make me sound like they're going to find 5 women tied up in my basement?' A seemingly obvious one, but its surprising how many people fail this hurdle.
- If you're here to 'meet a hot SG girl omgomg' you won't.
- Yes, the girls are super-cautious of creepy people here. They have every right to be as they are at far more risk than you are. And if your first response to this involves the word 'misandry' then go away before I force-feed you your own fedora.
- Maybe people would invite you to things if you weren't the type of person to start publically whining about not being invited to things. And if not, grow up. Nobody here owes you a social life.
If you have any befuddling social conundrums, by all means, feel free to ask and your friendly internet agony uncle will provide a helpful and insightful solution. Or call you a dildo. Or both.
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I want one of those. It'd be a useful sixth sense to have.
Oh they were. SO many messages, it was crazy.
Did I miss the memo where they had to come in pairs?!
Hey ho. I match again.
Hurrah for symmetry.
It seems that some people are just picky about what smut they read, even if it`s free.