You'll be okay, sugarcane! They will slap a fine on ya and let you go. You're too young and you don't have a big record about "this type of thing", do you? You'll be okay. And if they do haul you away to the Big House, I'll bake a file into a gluten-ova-lacto free cake so's you can escape!

If they try to take you to jail I'll fucking break their necks!

I do still wanna get peirced, so yeah. I'll probably do that on Sunday. Still not sure who to take with me though. After all, I think I'll be in too much pain to walk or drive.

Awwww. He's so protective! It is really cute.
(Ok, I'm done.)

Sara!
Twice under 21?!?!? Lovely Face, what are you doing? You could get yourself hurt! I sure as fuck am not your keeper or your mom, but call someone to get you.
Call dannyboy!! Jeezy Creezy, call me if you need to! You need to stay alive and healthy to keep Daniel alive and healthy as well!

Ok, done lecturing.

Now we can have cupcakes and tea, and everything will be fine.

I'm gonna be nervous as hell from now until Teusday. Please call me when you figure it out, ok? Or have someone call me to tell me what happened. Please?

And I wouldn't make you go if you didn't want to. I'll figure out who to take with me...

Sorry, sweetie. I didn't mean to be all "lecturey". I just know how important you are to him, and that he needs you as much as you need him. So you need to stay alive, if only for my own selfish reasons!

..............

I just don't like the thought of you being somewhere I can't help you. Makes me feel like I'm powerless. I really hope nothing happens to you.

WHA?! Me... jail fantasy? Never... I'll just have to show up for conjucal visits.

[Edited on May 02, 2004 1:54PM]

That better?
(and fyi, I do care about you. You make him happier than I've seen him in forever. And we've been friends for hundreds of years. That makes me happy, which makes me have a vested interest in making sure you are happy!)
Plus I think you're super neat!

Cause I might lose you for a while...

I know, and I'm sorry. You're right though. One of should be the strong one and I'll just have to do it. I love you, and I'll hope for nothing but the best. I wish I could see you before you left though.