Today I:
Overslept, spilled coffee on myself, dropped multiple things on the floor, sliced a knuckle, kicked the edge of a wooden door barefoot, and I swore.
The fridge went out, I received awful news, I yelled at inanimate objects, and I swore some more.
We put a different fridge in, destroyed the kitchen in the process of cleaning it out, and swore a lot.
Then, some secondary minor crap happened in the process of all this original crap and I swore about that too.
I cried, we laughed, and I swore my face off. I also swore a lot today. I'm sore, I'm exhausted, and I'm fed up, so now,
I DRINK.
Fuck this fucking fucker of a day.
Overslept, spilled coffee on myself, dropped multiple things on the floor, sliced a knuckle, kicked the edge of a wooden door barefoot, and I swore.
The fridge went out, I received awful news, I yelled at inanimate objects, and I swore some more.
We put a different fridge in, destroyed the kitchen in the process of cleaning it out, and swore a lot.
Then, some secondary minor crap happened in the process of all this original crap and I swore about that too.
I cried, we laughed, and I swore my face off. I also swore a lot today. I'm sore, I'm exhausted, and I'm fed up, so now,
I DRINK.
Fuck this fucking fucker of a day.
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blackheartdown:
Well, at least you had an excuse to use almost every emoticon. And use a version of fuck as a verb, adjective, and noun all in the same sentence. My hero <3 LOL
bringyouhell:
Yay! We need to get together before you leave!