Yeah, it's pretty bad. And If I came to your house, I'd totally tak my shoes off when I came in and totally use my best manners. Then I'd throw your t.v out the window. Kidding. Hey, looks like I'll be in seatlle sometime around may... just for a vacation. i think it'd be fun. anyway, ttyl, homeskillet.
Amen bruddah. Keep the idiots out of your home; they seem to be everywhere else. I got coffee this morning and some fool in the parking lot cleaned the McDonalds wrappers and cigarette butts out of his car... onto the parking lot.
Wait a second.... Everything you just listed is a cunning euphemism for a different sort of "thing" entirely, right?