Champagne.
Sham. Pain.

DAMN! I was just coming to say champagne..........
No really, I swear!

hehehe, food babies

The spot I was heading to on new years closed before 1:00 even rolled around!.... (pussies)......

Wish I could have been there for the spankings.... but alas, I was here....... Boo

I am so lame.
And yes, Michael Ian Black is way hot. He inspires me to masturbate pretty often.
Did you know that he was one of the possibilities for Craig Kilborn's replacement-and they chose someone else?
That made me yell ANGRY THINGS!

I napped today. I am proud of me. My brain might start to function properly again soon. Hope!