So.
Another job interview today -- good.
The waiting game -- bad.
On the other hand, the free time is giving me a chance to hone my Ikaruga skills for what can only be described as an endeavor of the geekiest proportions. I'm going to...wait for it...enter Electronic Gaming Monthly's "Review Crew Survivor" contest! Part of the entry is filming one of your gaming accomplishments. Ikaruga is maybe the nerdiest game ever. Maybe.
So...on an unrelated note. Here's a thought for everyone; common knowledge most likely, but a truth I've stumbled upon only recently.
Sex with someone you love: GREAT!
Sex with someone really hot: ALSO GREAT!
Sex with someone you kind of like: eesh...not so fun.
I mean, this isn't based on MY experience...I just, um... read it somewhere and thought I'd share. I think it was....um...yes, the Bible! That's where I read it! Yes, I do love me some Bible readin'! Why just the other day, I was reading from the book of Genesis, and I though to myself, "Man, Genesis had some kickass games! Comix Zone totally ruled! and Vectorman was freakin' DOPE! I mean, Sonic was a little bit, um...GAY...but what would a machine be without it's fruity little mascot with 'tude?"
Hmmm...you can anagram "tude" to get "duet". And "duet" kind of sounds like "do it" as in "Let's go DO IT in the supply closet next to the copier paper." Hmmm....it seems this line of thinking has come full circle.
ANYWAY....so at my job interview today, I was not exactly super chipper since I had been up most of last night. So naturally, the girl who interviewed me was really cute, and of course being the dumbass that I am, I kept letting my eyes drift.....downward...ish. Did she catch me? Hard to say. But I will say this: It won't have been the first time a boob cost me a job (not true).
OK, no more drivel for today folks.
Another job interview today -- good.
The waiting game -- bad.
On the other hand, the free time is giving me a chance to hone my Ikaruga skills for what can only be described as an endeavor of the geekiest proportions. I'm going to...wait for it...enter Electronic Gaming Monthly's "Review Crew Survivor" contest! Part of the entry is filming one of your gaming accomplishments. Ikaruga is maybe the nerdiest game ever. Maybe.
So...on an unrelated note. Here's a thought for everyone; common knowledge most likely, but a truth I've stumbled upon only recently.
Sex with someone you love: GREAT!
Sex with someone really hot: ALSO GREAT!
Sex with someone you kind of like: eesh...not so fun.
I mean, this isn't based on MY experience...I just, um... read it somewhere and thought I'd share. I think it was....um...yes, the Bible! That's where I read it! Yes, I do love me some Bible readin'! Why just the other day, I was reading from the book of Genesis, and I though to myself, "Man, Genesis had some kickass games! Comix Zone totally ruled! and Vectorman was freakin' DOPE! I mean, Sonic was a little bit, um...GAY...but what would a machine be without it's fruity little mascot with 'tude?"
Hmmm...you can anagram "tude" to get "duet". And "duet" kind of sounds like "do it" as in "Let's go DO IT in the supply closet next to the copier paper." Hmmm....it seems this line of thinking has come full circle.
ANYWAY....so at my job interview today, I was not exactly super chipper since I had been up most of last night. So naturally, the girl who interviewed me was really cute, and of course being the dumbass that I am, I kept letting my eyes drift.....downward...ish. Did she catch me? Hard to say. But I will say this: It won't have been the first time a boob cost me a job (not true).
OK, no more drivel for today folks.
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imfrickincold:
By the way, are you horny? you even made up an anagram that circled back to the sex comments of the previous paragraph. maybe seek some proffessional help? like a psychiatrist... or a hooker?
user09824097240:
How did the Grey Poupon testing go?? 