Saturday May 22, 2004

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Zoka hasn't called.
I'm starting to get very nervous.
I peed my pants.
But that's because I have a urinary tract infection, not because I'm nervous.
My favorite palindrome is:

GO HANG A SALAMI -- I'M A LASAGNA HOG

I was a bad boy last night.
And the night before.
I'll tell you later.
Journals are really ridiculous
When you write them like poems.
If you rearrange the letters in "poems" you get "smope".
It sounds like a band name.
Or a boring activity.

"It's my day off and I'm smoping at home."

I was bored by that sentence.
It bored me.
I think my new word might catch on.

GODDAMN! I need to get back to work before I put on fifty pounds.
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imfrickincold:
hey. there's one out called a 'Labradoodle' retarded name-cute puppies. hypo allergenic. they have curly hair an stuff but pretty much normal except for the hypo allergenic thing. they did an article in my local paper about them. like 1500$ for a puppy and like an eight month waiting list. hey, maybe i should start breedin some of them, i could retire early...hmm...
roxy:
No, you're definitely not just imagining the state of the Seattle job market, and it's not just you. I applied for what seemed like a million jobs, most of which I was overqualified for. The good news is that I am employed as of this morning! It's a job I'm overqualified for, and I'm making a lot less than I should, but it's a job, so I'm ecstatic. Just keep up the looking, you'll find something eventually. It just takes a long time in this city.

Speaking of this city, you should come out to some SGSeattle events, and meet the crew!! We're cool people, I swear wink

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