My four day drinking binge has come to a close. I started Thursday. Friday I got my friend, Lori drunk on tequila for her first time. She passed out and woke up the next morning with no hangover. I was so proud of the way she handled her tequila. However, the next day I had a hangover and I wasn't even that drunk. Her and I went to Bob Evans for breakfast. Then we went to Borders and I got the Aerosmith Gold album. I'm so excited!
Around 6 my mom and I went to her boss' pool party. I played some drinking game called school bus, which is a card game. I still don't understand how to play it. I played it for one round. There was also beer pong that was played. My mom was my partner, but I had to take all her drinks because she doesn't drink. She was pretty bad ass for it being her first time playing. As I progressively got more and more wasted my bad decisions continued to increase. At the end of the night I decided putting shots of tequila in my beer would be an awesome idea. WHOA HANGOVER! I thought I was going to die this morning,
I couldn't lay around though. My mom and I had a wedding to go to. One of her coworkers got married today. Her first husband passed away a number o years ago. She was supposed to get married last year, but that guy had a psycho ex girlfriend. Now she's been seeing this guy for about two weeks and they got married today. Really, the only reason is because she's very religious and doesn't believe in having sex outside of marriage. So she marries someone to justify having sex with them. Awesome. I drank during the ceremony. Here's what I looked like during the ceremony for the most part...
After the wedding my mom and I went to Perkins and I got eggs benedict, which made me feel better and I also got sante fe chimis to heat up later. YUMMY! Around 8:00 tonight I'm going over to FaeFae's to watch The Princess Bride.
Now I'm ready to change and relax! And proof that I can sometimes look presentable
Plus my boobs look awesome in this picture
How was everyone's weekend?
Around 6 my mom and I went to her boss' pool party. I played some drinking game called school bus, which is a card game. I still don't understand how to play it. I played it for one round. There was also beer pong that was played. My mom was my partner, but I had to take all her drinks because she doesn't drink. She was pretty bad ass for it being her first time playing. As I progressively got more and more wasted my bad decisions continued to increase. At the end of the night I decided putting shots of tequila in my beer would be an awesome idea. WHOA HANGOVER! I thought I was going to die this morning,
I couldn't lay around though. My mom and I had a wedding to go to. One of her coworkers got married today. Her first husband passed away a number o years ago. She was supposed to get married last year, but that guy had a psycho ex girlfriend. Now she's been seeing this guy for about two weeks and they got married today. Really, the only reason is because she's very religious and doesn't believe in having sex outside of marriage. So she marries someone to justify having sex with them. Awesome. I drank during the ceremony. Here's what I looked like during the ceremony for the most part...
After the wedding my mom and I went to Perkins and I got eggs benedict, which made me feel better and I also got sante fe chimis to heat up later. YUMMY! Around 8:00 tonight I'm going over to FaeFae's to watch The Princess Bride.
Now I'm ready to change and relax! And proof that I can sometimes look presentable
Plus my boobs look awesome in this picture
How was everyone's weekend?
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Thanks for calling lately. You've been a sweetheart.
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