Did you know these girls before you went bar hopping?

Yeah, I'm thinking Joseph Smith would definitely be a big one
Wow, you're a brave soul...

yay for new undies!! *does the happy dance*

Plus that most enviable skill, being able to start conversations with total strangers. You could go on to be a master salesman or something.

Ya know, that last bit one might find somewhat disturbing... me, I find it freaking awesome.