But what if I do mess with Texas? Then what??

you have such cute shirts!! I love thrift store shirt shopping!
Can't wait to see your new haircut!
Did you know Joan Jett has a song called Coney Island Whitefish?

i thought everyone had a "thing" for Parker Posey?
looking forward to the pics of your new hairdo...
would this be the 80's Jett version?

Oh please tell me it's from the Joan Jett style-mullet era! That shit is hard to pull off, you know?

First of all people, our Mrs. Ho don't know jack shit from Joan Jett, so please....

And how do you think Derek would feel if he knew you were posting HIS pic of Ms. Posey on a pornographic website?
You know I haven't spoken to him in a while...

I just saw Office Space. The pathetic thing about where you work is that they actually WISH they were that stupidly corporate. They are TRYING to be like that. Like, they would totally love to be like that office.
No joke.

And we are going to Wisconsin day after tomorrow for the annual trip.
No Wave for you!
Are you coming to visit us in late August still?

trust me...
i have not seen everything!
but i have seen "House of yes"

creepy little incest plot it had going on..
but i thought Parker was pretty good playing the unstable sis
obsessed with Jackie O

I didn't realise that you were buddy-buddy with the Idiot-in-Chief. How I wish that he could at least *sound* reasonably coherent for two sentences.

I can't wait to eat with my mouth open in your presence. Actually, it shouldn't be a problem as I tend to swallow my food whole. I hurt like hell afterwards, but it makes for a very quick mealtime.

I prefer the new shirt from T-Shirt Hell:



"DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS, it's not nice to pick on retards"

I was resisting the urge but you have forced my hand. I must order one.


Great tanning weather lately, eh? I think I hear the icecaps melting. . .

First of all, Joan Jett has PERFECT eyeliner!
She does that way so it looks AMAZING when she's been on stage sweating.
So you have that whole album?
It's great.
I like "Victim of Circumstance" best I think.

Do you all know what "coney island whitefish" is slang for?

I would love to go to your thrift shop, but it wouldn't be open on Thanksgiving would it?! 'Twould be awesome though!

hmmmm, what *does* coney island whitefish stand for?!

I don't think I smack my lips, or leave my mouth open when I eat, no guarantees on the moaning though.
I think you will be impressed with the speed with which SurlyMike and I eat....it's really quite alarming!

You didn't like "House of Yes"? I haven't seen that movie since it came out, but I remember really liking it. I love me some Parker Posey! Although I fear she is becoming a caricature of herself. Did I just spell caricature incorrectly? oh well, back to work!

i wish i could work with such attractive folks. if you're going to be stuck in corporate hell, you might as well surround yourself with pretty things. can't wait to see the new haircut but the one in those pictures is awfully cute, too. looking very much forward to post-wedding when i can CHOP MINE THE HELL OFF!

Well I worked with such attractive folks and lemme tell ya-

IT AIN'T WORTH IT!!!!

Voila,

CONEY ISLAND WHITEFISH:


And hell yes, of course I was girl crazy.
Wouldn't you be if you were a boy?

It was in our driveway in VT.
I thought you READ my journals!!!!!!!