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Sunday Jan 23, 2005

Jan 23, 2005
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so far today i've been barfed on, peed on, and pooped on.

no, i'm not shooting a german porno.

i'm super-dad.

i tattooed a guy the other day who's breath was so bad you could smell it from 4 feet away. delightful. almost as bad as the girl with the stinky feet. so pretty, yet so foul-smelling.
avoid cheap imitation leather shoes, girls.



in the cd player: jawbox, "for your own special sweetheart". if you've never heard it, i highly recommend. dissonant and mathy, with that d.c.-style stream of consciousness lyrics. lots of weird timing and stop&starts. if you don't like this record, you've never had your heart broken and i feel sorry for you. but seriously, it's good.


fantastic then.
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eden1:
man...been there and done that...but although i have never been peed on (he always pissed over his head - backwards - actually he peed on my tortoise once!) everything else has happened...at least youre good with it. having a kiddo is an amazing thing

sometimes you dont realize it until they are taken away. good luck with the bodily fluids!

[Edited on Feb 01, 2005 12:51PM]
Feb 1, 2005
ojaeflo:
In my neverending quest for old school imagery, I ran across this cover:



In this story, Green Lantern faces his old adversary, the Tattooed Man.
biggrin
Feb 2, 2005

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