coralsea

Well, today I had everything waxed...I went to a new place where I met Amanda the Worlds Fastest Waxer, I was in and out in under ten minutes and that includes preliminaries and payment. As she puts it herself; she "doesn't dick around". I liked her!

I think I am becoming the Princkly of the waxing world...each month a new girl, a new parlour, a new tale of lust for total hairlessness sated!

Costs about the same too!

So that always makes me feel better.

And then I bought new work pants because mine are literally puddling around my ankles at the most inappropriate times...SIZE FUCKING EIGHT!!!

So now I am very happy

I have a dirty confession to make...I now own a Colin Firth film. And he does his "diving into water and getting his frilly shirt wet" thing in it too. I figure I am still not an old lady just yet because he does absolutely nothing for me.

It's Valmont, a movie I saw years ago and always remembered because it is quite a unique interpretation of one of my favourite books; Dangerous Acquaintances. I am more familiar with the actors in it now and Annette Benning is ravishing as Merteuil...it has stood up quite well to the test of time.