Well, I have nothing else to write about and I missed what looked like the remains of the annual Day of the VW at Glenelg...I passed it after work 
The Supermarket
Enter supermarket...block the aisle with your squillions of screaming children...have some more children while you're there...eat something you haven't paid for...let your kids eat something you haven't paid for...let them spit the gooey remains of licorice bullets back into the bulk buy bins...trickle with sweat...don't wear deodorant...raise your arms frequently...don't shave either...make sure the pimples show through your thin, greasy hair...buy some cheap plastic crap toys...buy some cheap plastic crap food...dust bunny and pig fat burgers...bend over and show your massive arse...fill your trolley with catfood for your grandma and red cordial...make sure all of your credit cards are unnacceptable...abuse the 15 yo sales girl...have a funny stain on the back of your dress...find it for $2 cheaper at Foodland...pay in 5 cent coins...have a weird man-like voice...please strangle me with those fairy lights that you're breaking...
FUCK EVERYTHING NOT JUST SUPERMARKETS
Thanks to all who sent birthday wishes and presents. Love you all.
I need to buy Led Zeppelin lll tomorrow. I love "Gallows Pole".
Ernst Fuchs:
SORRY TO BE SUCH A WHINGER!!
The Supermarket
Enter supermarket...block the aisle with your squillions of screaming children...have some more children while you're there...eat something you haven't paid for...let your kids eat something you haven't paid for...let them spit the gooey remains of licorice bullets back into the bulk buy bins...trickle with sweat...don't wear deodorant...raise your arms frequently...don't shave either...make sure the pimples show through your thin, greasy hair...buy some cheap plastic crap toys...buy some cheap plastic crap food...dust bunny and pig fat burgers...bend over and show your massive arse...fill your trolley with catfood for your grandma and red cordial...make sure all of your credit cards are unnacceptable...abuse the 15 yo sales girl...have a funny stain on the back of your dress...find it for $2 cheaper at Foodland...pay in 5 cent coins...have a weird man-like voice...please strangle me with those fairy lights that you're breaking...
FUCK EVERYTHING NOT JUST SUPERMARKETS
Thanks to all who sent birthday wishes and presents. Love you all.
I need to buy Led Zeppelin lll tomorrow. I love "Gallows Pole".
Ernst Fuchs:
SORRY TO BE SUCH A WHINGER!!
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phantasy:
ergh, yeah, shopping really sucks. We have THE.slowest.checkout chicks EVAR in the history of the universe. I kid you not, if you go shopping here (at our only supermarket) you had better not have anything better to do for a while.
bonnieblu:
Thankyou sweetie!! 