it's ok... how many of them have girlfriends?
and how many of them have had sex with more than one girl? or more than 3?
it's a scientific fact that boys who play dnd have cooties, and we all know cooties attack the brain first, kinda like syphilis but more kindergarten

I didnt know people still played that....Hmmm, things that make you think

D&D breeds sexism. It's a disease and it will make you go blind.