How about if I write a book and you can read that. ok ok so I can't spell but I have good story ideas I think

The Sign of Four, by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (1890).

I have two recommendations for you:

Blind Willow, Sleeping Woman by Haruki Murakami

This is a collection of short stories, ideal for getting back into reading. Murakami's narrative style is descriptive but clean, and if you really dig it, he's got a number of excellent novels (all available at your local library or Border's). He's one of my favorite writers, very literary but not at all elitist.

On Subbing: The First Four Years by Dave

This is a sort of journal/autobiography by an honest-to-god punk who decided to join society as a teaching assistant. It sounds dry but it's really engrossing; I've turned a few people on to it and no one's been disappointed.

Twilight (and the first 2 sequels) is genuinely entertaining, but doesn't ask too much of you. I tore through it in one sitting.

The Eyre Affair, by Jasper Fforde.

The Unhandsome Prince, by John Moore.

Love in the Time of Fridges, by Tim Scott

The Dark Tower series by Stephen King.

your profile says you like M.A.S.H. so why not read Catch 22 by Joseph Heller. (deja vu, have I said this already?) I tink that MASH was a bad version of that book. He did a follow up book about all the characters being old fuckers. It was funny, but really the same type of thing.

I always push people to read Vonnegut, particularly "bluebeard"

The Moon is a Harsh Mistress - Very interesting look at social structure and the politics of a revolution.

Any of the Hitchhikers Guide books. I have them all if you want to borrow them.

I came across an old copy of Dracula the other day. That is a quality classic.

Neuromancer.

What happened to the ice cream cone?!?Did you melt??Where did you go

Good than!!What all has been going on with you??You don't have to have been on an adventure by the way,any info will do Have a great week!!